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The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.
Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'
by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012

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