When a man stickes his fingers in a woman's pussy and wipes it on her upper lip after sex.
Before I dumped the bitch, I gave her a dirty sanchez.
by Sarah the MILF June 04, 2005
Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.
Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".
by BornAJuggalo December 06, 2008
1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
a disgusting thing when the guy puts a finger in the females ass and spreads the crap on the upper lip.
the worst thing ever!!!!!!
my ex-boyfriend gave me a dirty sanchez at a party and said he cleaned it off but he didn't so when we came out of the room every one laughed at me! : (
I guess i should wipe my ass better.
by Missperfect January 07, 2008
The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

by ferjll October 23, 2007
A Dirty Sanchez is when the man cums in the asshole and then takes the cum out with his finger and makes a mustache on the females face.
They performed a Dirty Sanchez last night
by D. Sanchezzzz October 22, 2007
A poo finger, A finger that has been up some ones ASS that some one wipes across anybodies upper lip.
John was walking home when his friend stopped him and gave him a Dirty Sanchez.Imageine licking your lips and it taste like your best friends ASS.
Its like vanilla Ice cream when your starving for chicken..
by BlahAss October 15, 2007

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