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When you fuck a girl with your penis and draw a mustache on he face.
that cunt sure loves the dirty sanchez
by h3ad5h0t3 September 29, 2007
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A Dirty Sanchez is a Sexual act that is usually performed by White people typically Trailer trash. It is when a couple of the same or opposite sex engage in anal sex and the one who is giving it to the other in the ass will either take either his shit covered Dick or finger and make a shit mustache then calling it a dirty Sanchez because from a Caucasian point of view it might resemble a thin wispy Hispanic mustache.
Chad and Lance were butt fucking each other all night long. Chad enjoys the smell of shit so he asked Lance if he can please give him a Dirty Sanchez.
by superbherb July 20, 2006
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The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

by ferjll October 23, 2007
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As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
by Stonewall June 13, 2005
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NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.

The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by nickel poo turnip September 27, 2006
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A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert two fingers deep into the girl’s starfish. Pull it out, then reach around and wipe the residue across her upper lip, leaving her a thin, shit mustache. Making her resemble someone who would be called Dirty Sanchez.
Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil slut outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.
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a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.
My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez!
by Raymond Johnson May 19, 2005
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