During anal sex, you pull out and rub your cock across the top lip of your partner. thus giving her a mustache.
Man last night was so crazy, Brittany was begging for the dirty sanchez.
by Sven Ibn Lint Ball February 06, 2009
1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
*Dan walks up to Mark*

Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?

Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.

Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?

Mark: What?

Dan: Sanchez!

*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*
by blahhomies January 10, 2007
America's favorite sex act. We are all familiar with it because of all the jokes and humourous references to it we encounter on a daily basis... although no one has actually done it.
Dirty Sanchez is our favorite sex act... that no one has actually performed.
by gruby21 August 02, 2006
The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez!!!
by lanyc July 30, 2006
A dirty sanchez occurs when a male places both pinky fingers together and inserts them into the female anal cavity. Once the pinkies have been removed, ass pounding ensues and a reach around occurs. Any fecal remnants are smudged above the upper lip which creates a mustache of sorts.
Since my lady friend is such a big fan of anal sex I felt it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
by Justin Stephen May 06, 2006
a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.
My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez!
by Raymond Johnson May 19, 2005
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