Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.
Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".
by BornAJuggalo December 06, 2008
1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
A poo finger, A finger that has been up some ones ASS that some one wipes across anybodies upper lip.
John was walking home when his friend stopped him and gave him a Dirty Sanchez.Imageine licking your lips and it taste like your best friends ASS.
Its like vanilla Ice cream when your starving for chicken..
by BlahAss October 15, 2007
Dirty Sanchez is when after anal sex a male takes his penis and rubs it across his partners upper lip creating a mexican like mustache. Dirty Sanchez is often confused with a "Hitler" which is when you your finger and rub across ones upper lip.
Eww did you gave her a Dirty Sanchez, I bet that smelt like shit. haha sux for her. she should have gone Ass-to-mouth
by Snow Storm January 18, 2007
Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.
I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.
by Magikpballa January 10, 2007
An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." Not to be confused with the dirty rodruigez.
I was bangin' her ass and then I decided it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
by dirty_bird November 20, 2006
Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
"That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
by Tommy PWT October 26, 2006

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