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The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety.
Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!.
in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring.
in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few!
Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts.
The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads.
They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more!
Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass
infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
by sisi16 October 26, 2006
 
1.
You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
by H. Carl August 20, 2003
 
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NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by UnclePete123 February 27, 2006
 
3.
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
by frappe August 04, 2005
 
4.
It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.
Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
by S.D.S March 20, 2006
 
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The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.

Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know-nothing fucktard.
Please disregard the numerous fucktard definitions of 'dirty sanchez' that were previously recorded.
by Figleaf23 October 05, 2007
 
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As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
by Stonewall June 13, 2005
 
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1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008