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Napkins you use to clean up after the act of masterbating
I saw Jake's dirty napkins last night after he got out the bathroom
by Dalton.Turner615 February 09, 2009
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a dirty napkin likes to eat chicken
by billy bob joe bob jacksmom March 20, 2007
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When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.
Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.
by @Glue_Schtick November 17, 2016
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