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3.
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by courtneyney July 24, 2008
 
1.
1. Owner of a huge cock.
Mmmh..yeah Dirty Mike
by katiie April 29, 2005
 
2.
the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."
by courtchandler July 22, 2008
 
4.
when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by court2knee August 17, 2008
 
5.
The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed.
I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet!
Check out the Dirty Mike in that toilet.
by DirtyMike&theBoys May 12, 2013
 
6.
The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.
Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
by bitch beet October 05, 2013
 
7.
slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis
Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.
by ragztoriches August 20, 2009