Top Definition
A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'
by Chris Ditch May 03, 2010

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