by Massivegoob June 10, 2007
by smokeyturdson November 4, 2007
by choda boy August 26, 2003
When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021