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The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.
Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.
by WhoDaresWins March 08, 2010
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After ejaculating inside a womans vagina during sexual intercourse, you then leave the penis inside, urinating in the vagina.
She was mad that i gave her a Dirty Dan, but i had to go real bad.
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the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
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The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.
I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.
by Rexinator March 05, 2010
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1. Verb
an action regarding the use of the opposite sex's Hands and Mouth at the same time while sucking the Male Penis rapidly.
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A nickname givin to a filipino who has a fifteen inch cock
Dan has a ginormous cock. He is definetly a dirty Dan
by poopycocksinkcsmouth March 20, 2010
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When a male takes a shit in a bag then stuffs it into the partners hat that he or she must where while having sexual intercourse
Hey foxy grandpa, can i put mah dirty dan in yo hatsicle
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