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A devious sexual act where a girl tricks a man into having sex with her while she's on her period, then later sucks her own blood off his dick.
Bro, my bitch Dez tricked me into having sex with her while she was spouting blood, then she gave me a Dirty Vampire!
by Iknowsomeonethatdidthis January 10, 2012

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