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A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.
Yeah, she might look all uptight behind the podium, but Sarah Palin is THE Dirty Suburban.
by Sigkapp395 February 10, 2010

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