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When your wife / girlfriend ankles are beside her ears. You stradle her legs, with your Ass in her face, and begin to pound her then she proceeds to put 2 fingers, three knuckles deep up your ass. (With any luck your kids won't walk in.)
After A hard days work, my buddy loves getting a "Dirty Stewart"
by Bobb H July 10, 2006

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