The chinese laundrimat owner was out of line when he refused to clean my dirty socks. He is a racist.
My teammates were talking about how rank their socks get after practice. I said, "I know. I clean my dirty socks all the time but they still smell like shit."
Frank and George said, "Our Red Sox are the best!" I replied, "What type of laundry detergant do you use, because my dirty sox never get that clean!"
Tom said, "I love the White Sox." I replied, "Gross! I can't believe you fuck hairy grannies!"
Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" called my a freak when I told him that I wear dirty socks.