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To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen. Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?" Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live." Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!" Doctor: "Yes... yes it is." |
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