Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.
Boy: But, but, it's-
Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-
Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know-nothing fucktard.
Its like vanilla Ice cream when your starving for chicken..