| 1. | Dirty Pineapple | ||
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1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef. 2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair 3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza -verb 4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards. 5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication. 1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes. 3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza? 4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was. 5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM. |
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| 2. | Dirty Pineapple | ||
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the act of using a ribbed condom and, after ejaculation, turning the condom inside out for reuse. Tony: Gina hasn't been over lately. Are you guys okay?
Ryan: I gave her the Dirty Pineapple, and now she wants nothing to do with me. |
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