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The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.
Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.
by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013

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