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You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.
by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

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