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When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
by silent g June 05, 2013