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The act of a man who cries during sex while he is being penetrated from behind by a male lover until he defecates. He then proceeds to spread his waste all over his male lover's body.
- Yo did you hear Matt dumped Sean last night?
- Yeah I heard Sean tried to give him a Dirty Goldman. What a douche.
by Hackysack4488 February 08, 2010