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A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.
by Vesper2069 January 19, 2011

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