1.)When a woman takes a piece of a shit, rubs it in her ass and use's it as anal lube when she is sodomized.
2.)When a guy is eating a girls pussy that is so dusty, he gets an allergic reaction
1.)Darlene had some extra shit in her ass so she called the security guard to come and give her a dirty darlene.
2.)Man i got a dirty darlene yesterday and now im all broken out.