You are looking at the toughest pool shot possible, and you are running dangerously low on chalk. You need massive english so the only possible solution would be to stick the tip of the cue in your opponutes ass. The colon butter acts as a perfect chalk substitue. You drain the shot and Massey says "Snoochie boochies."
After a long night of drinking, Tanner finally decided to face paul in a billiards game to the death. The chalk was gone and his girlfriend was incompasitated draped over the couch when the most impossible shot ever arrised. Tanner decided to go with the colon butter and fucking drained the shot. That was difently a dirty cue.