To wipe the sweat away from ones testicles and then wipe the very same hand across the face of another individual.
I told Jorge if he kept it up he would get a Dirty Chavez, so when he wasn't looking I reached up my shorts and then got him before he left for his new job in Oklahoma City.
by Tommy Owens March 21, 2010
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When your Choad (the region between your ass and scrotum) is stinky sweaty, you wipe it with your finger and slide across an unsuspecting person's upper lip.
Dude I totally gave your mom a Dirty Chavez after she passed out!!!
by Rod Mack July 19, 2003
While performing sex in the doggy style position,you cram a finger up her rectum then smear her upper lip with it
by Flipper August 30, 2003
When you place a smudge of poop in the center of your forehead.
Lornas mole looks like a Dirty Chavez.
by shanee365 November 06, 2006
Walk into a business and shit your pants, letting some run down your pant leg to the floor.
The bank hit me with an nsf fee so I left them a dirty chavez.
by Brea Held October 30, 2006
The lesbian version of a Dirty Sanchez - avec Dildo, sans live penis.
After analy pleasuring her partner, Kris had difficulty unstrapping her appendage to complete the act of a Dirty Chavez.
by MissPhelps August 17, 2006