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You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!
that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!
by LukeAss May 05, 2007