A dirty bouquet is a sexual fetish where the recipient is deficated on and injests 30-60 hosts individual excretions. Originally conceived on Chatroulette
A woman walks into a toy store and says "excuse me, I need to get a toy for my son"..... then 30-60 employees come out and instruct her to her knees, then gets the employees excresions and diarrhea into her mouth. Her faced looked like a dirty bouquet. The toy goes unspoken of again.
by BMBR88 February 09, 2011