Top Definition
When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.
Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
by ApologeticKid August 09, 2011
When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.
Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!
by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

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