The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
by Hal G July 18, 2006
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The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.
by Jimmythefish150 August 10, 2010