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When you stick your finger in your girlfriend's nose and smear it across her upper lip and then laugh hysterically.
Me: Gave my chick a Dirty Aguirre last night.

Friend: How does that work? Sexual?

Me: Hell no, pick her nose and smeared snot across her upper lip! I laughed so hard I sharted!

Firend: Bahaha!
by deputyc December 03, 2012

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