It seems as though there is a massive confusion over the proper names for things. For example, Dirt Devil (or Dyson by our English brothers and sisters) is a more appropriate name for a blow job. If we consider the fact that a blow job involves no blowing what so ever, we can all agree that a dirt devil, and or dyson job is a better term.
Girl: I'll dirt devil you for 20 bucks
Man: Sure-ee that sounds like a great deal, wait whats a dirt devil
Girl: you'll see