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Dirk Kytesex (-1.311)
Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.
"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def
by Dazzy Def October 15, 2008
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