Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
Will: Yeah man, she touched my shoulder when she passed me and I got a Direction!
Abraham: Oh fuck man.
Joshua: What's wrong?
Abraham: I was getting on the elevator in my building this morning and it was packed, and Jimmy from 4D was right in front of me. My dick was right on his ass and I got a Direction!
Joshua: Don't worry man, it happens! I got a Direction last night because Sally touched my wang.
Abraham: Oh word!