A directioner is a fan of a boyband, One Direction. 1D was formed in 2010 on the X Factor. The boys names are Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne.

Types of directioners you'll meet in this fandom (mostly girls):

Nice Ones:
These girls welcome people into the fandom. They don't say rude things about the boy's girlfriends, and are addicted to the internet. And like any fan, they fangirl like a mofo.

Animals:
These girls are vicious and angry who want the boys to themselves. Unless you've been a fan since the X Factor, you're not considered a fan. They call them 'directionators'. They'll exclude anyone who doesn't know an inside joke about 1D, will harass the boys' girlfriends, and spam the boys' twitter. Most are immature and horny. They'll also rip apart anyone who doesn't think 1D is perfect.

Stalker:
Another type is the hardcore stalker. Not only do they know every single detail about the boys and stalk their social media sites, but they'll follow them in real life and stalk them to hotels.

Directionator:
These girls are likely new to the fandom, and pretend they know everything about the boys, but really, they barely even know their names. They're also known as 'carrots' as that was a reference from the video diaries. Some girls can evolve out of their carrot stage, and others will be trapped there. Directionators are seen as bad, and you don't want to be one.
New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this."
Nice Directioner: "Sure thing, let me show you the tips and tricks of being a directioner!"

Nice Directioner on twitter: "OMG GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN LOUIS' NEW HAIRCUT ASDFGHJKL"
"NIALL'S LAUGH IS JUST OMG I CAN'T"

New Directioner: "I'm new here, and I don't understand this joke."
Animal Directioner: "CARROT ALERT! OMG YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T JOIN THIS FANDOM"

Animal Directioner on twitter: "ELEANOR, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOUIS' GIRLFRIEND, HE LOVES HARRY!"
"SOPHIA, FUCK OFF #DONE"
"HARRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT (message 978246728358727397)"

New Directioner: "Do you know Louis' birthday, I don't."
Stalker Directioner: "It's December 24, and Niall's is September 13, and Liam has a 10 inch, and Niall has natural brown hair, and Zayn was born with the name 'Zain' but he changed it to 'Zayn because it means beauty."
New Directioner: "I only asked for his birthday"

Stalker Directioner on twitter: "Harry is going to be in India for two months in the same hotel. I mean, I live in Cali, but i'm going to meet him there "
"Just saw Liam in his hotel room nude!"
"OMG Niall is doing a follow spree!"
"ZAYN IS ONLINE LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!"

Directionator: "OMG I LOVE NEIL, ZANE, LEWIS, LEEUM & HAZ SO SO SO MUCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT 3D? I LOVE WMYB AND BSE"
Almost any Directioner (in their head, or typed out): "omg fucking carrot ass bitch ugh"
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Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%. Whether it's acting, singing, dancing, anything... they'll be there for it all. Even when the band grows up and goes on with their lives, these girls that call themselves "directioners" will NEVER forget the happiness and the joy that Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik brought to them for so many years!
"Directioners have to stick together!"
"They call us.. Directioners."
by 1D445 February 23, 2012
A psychotic barbarian who is obsessed with the boy band, One Direction. They are the deadliest of all fandoms. They are rude and crazy, hating on girls who meet 1D and not letting new fans into their "fandom" (as it's very exclusive apparently). The only way you can be considered a Directioner is if you have watched One Direction since X Factor and know every single little inside joke there is to know. Once you have that down, there is a rule book. Yes, they are so crazy that to be in their fandom, you must follow the rule book. Break one of the rules, and you will be considered a "Directionator". Once you have been labeled that, they will call you stupid and say things like "oh, you must be new here", or "omg how dare you say Niall is the ugly one."

Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,"I would love to break tables with Zayn" or "OMG my ovaries just exploded." They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are "absolutely perfect". If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.
"OMG I bawled my eyes out after I found out what Moments was really about!!"

"OMG Zayn's new haircut... R.I.P. ovaries."

"We can't use spoons. We love Nandos."

"OMG Louis was so funny at that part! Oh, and this part! And that!"

"I know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. I'm going to go wait there for hours just so I can meet them!"

"Directioners know they are all gay for each other!!"
by 18kay March 05, 2012
-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.

-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.

-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.
Directioner's FTW!
by True Directioner April 06, 2011
Someone who is NOT a Directionator. A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.
a- This month is Louis Tomlinson's birthday. Its the 24th of December! Maybe I will mail him carrots!

b- You must be a Directioner.
by @Chicago1Dfan December 20, 2011
If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
See, those Directioners are awesome
by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011
A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesn't have to be someone who's been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who won't leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys' girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys' songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.

A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created
Directioner: How many r's? OMG OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reblog this photo of Liam. OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly. *On The Computer Typing* OMG ONE DIRECTION ubygeyifghlghno;dgb
by Julissa.. StyPayHorLikSon August 16, 2012
We're sorry that people are so jealous of us... but we can't help it that we're so popular.
Why are Directioners popular?
They can't help it.
by deiwbgfiugtwhh November 02, 2011

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