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A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.
Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.
by Darth Dad November 26, 2012