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A woman whose finest attributes can be seen as she sits across the table from you at dinner, i.e., from the table up.
Although she looked hot from across the bar, when Dr. Hoppe got close enough to see her ass he realized she was, at best, a respectable dinner date.
by Wade March 08, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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