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A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
by jake March 30, 2004
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A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.
Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.
by Rectors December 17, 2013
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A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.
Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.
by Rectors December 17, 2013
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A mysctical creature that originated on the planet Mercury. Some say it started the human race. The Dinkus consists of 1/4 women, 1/4 cow, 1/4 bird, 1/4 dragon, but in the end 4/4 manliness.

WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.
Mike: That Dinkus is a strong creature!
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...
by Man Of Dink January 20, 2011
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a person who acts retarded or weird.
gemma is a weird and retarded, shes a dinkus!
by katiedaniels August 03, 2005
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a person who isn't unique like a unicorn.
I called him a dinkus, because he's not unique like a unicorn.
by atreeamigo April 29, 2011
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You dinkus!
by G-pa Joe May 21, 2010
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