A turd that comes out just right, doesn't leave much residue, and doesn't leave much of a stench. It an also cause water to plop onto yer butt in some cases.
p.s. if you experience a dinkerplopper that is blue colored, get to the hospital immediately. These cases could be fatal.
1) I have to go popp, and i'm in such a hurry. i sure hope its a dinkerplopper.
2) Dude, come look at this dinkerplopper. it came out as smooth as a wet noodle mixed with cherries.
3) hey Gertrude, can i try some of that delicious dinkerplopper.
4) Wilemina just told me that the fair is having deep fried dinkerploppers. SCORE!
5) damn, i'm out of paper. at least it was a dinkerplopper.