Person 2: What happend buddy ol pal?
Person 1: Well you see my girlfriend must of whiped her booty hole but got some toilet paper stunk in there. so i pulled out an i had clumps of shitty TP on my manhood
Person 2: Ohhh you mean a dingleberry?
Person 1: yesss exactly
Person 2: So your a Dingleberry Popper. My friend