Top Definition
When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.
Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 01, 2013

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