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12. Ding Dong
What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
He slapped his ding dong across her face.
by CB Jun 27, 2003 add a video
1. ding dong
A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
2. Ding Dong
The penal area of a man's genitalia
Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
by David Greiner May 6, 2005 add a video
3. ding dong
1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron
1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.
by ananomus Jan 22, 2005 add a video
4. Ding Dong
Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
5. ding dong
A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.
You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?
6. Ding Dong
What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman
Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright
by Ashers Sep 4, 2003 add a video
7. Ding Dong
1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.
ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.
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