Top Definition
The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.
Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.
by J.Rahlo September 23, 2009

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