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7. Dimp
No good, shitty luck, misfortune, bad all around., Jerry springer kind of bad luck
What?! Ur man left you for another man?! that's a whole lot of "Dimp"
1. dimp
A word to describe something valuable.
1. Money
2. Drugs
3. etc.
Wow, that's a whole lot of dimp.
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2. DIMP
DIMP is an internet acronym for "Deucing In My Pants", used to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Most commonly used to convey the image that the user, as a result of laughing so hard, has just soiled themself.

DIMP, much like LOL(ROFL, ROFLMAO, etc.), can be expanded to signify the amount of fecal matter that has occupied the users pants. Such examples would be DIMPWSLO (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out) or DIMPWSLORDML (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out and Running down My Leg)

However, it should be noted that is where the similarities between "DIMP" and "LOL" end. "DIMP" is the ideological antithesis to the cultural malignancy that is "LOL" and should not be used vapidly.
When visiting www.planetmanadventures.com, I found the juvenile and offensive nature of the comic strips to be so uproariously humorous that I could not stop DIMPWSLO.
3. Dimp
The little piece of shit you arent able to keep shitting.
Sumair you're such a dimp!
4. Dimp
A person who appears to be physically similar to a house or a bus
Zach McNair is such a dimp.
5. dimp
End of a cigarette or spliff that has been 'dimped' or 'pecked' out - extinguished - with the intimation that some tobacco or dope remains smokable, either by re-lighting the original item(while burning your nose-hair) or re-cycling with other dimps into a new roll-up or spliff.
The tramp searched for dimps on the floor around the bus stop.
6. dimp
A person who is clumsy
bella jackson and kirsten are such dimps!
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