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A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding. Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices. As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'
I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.' |
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| 2. | dilldozer | ||
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A raming device for a dilldo. Dylan used his dilldozer on Audrie's lil cunt.
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