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1.(n) Someone who consistently performs unbelievable acts of stupidity.

2.(n) A friend, dude, or buddy
1. "You just lit the wrong end of your cigarette, dill!"
"Dominic Wild is a total dill!"
2. "What's up, dill?"
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Bad spelling for the word 'dil', which is short for dildo. A mistake indicative of the pathetic shape our public education system is in.
Dude, you are such a dill(dil).
by biffula November 28, 2007

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Of course no one has mentioned that this is also an herb.

Dill (Anethum graveolens)

The taste of dill leaves resembles that of caraway, while the seeds are pungent and aromatic. Freshly cut, chopped leaves enhance the flavor of dips, herb butter, soups, salads, fish dishes, and salads. The seeds are used in pickling and can also improve the taste of roasts, stews and vegetables. Try grinding the seeds to use as a salt substitute. Both the flowering heads and seeds are used in flavored vinegars and oils.
Some dill-hole actually wrote about the herb dill under this listing!
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A mans sexual organ.
Damn, he has a huge dill.
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noun. a person who has earned a lesser meaning in my life than a teeny tiny fly because of their douchey actions.

(Synonyms: a Patrick, a Luke)

verb. to be a dill, to act like those who are a dill.

could also express insult.
Ohemmgee...that guy is being SUCH a dill, Rebecca! Yuck!

...or..

"Omg Rebecca, he's being such a Luke!"
"Don't you mean a Dill?"
"Lolz omg you're so silly!"
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A combination of the words Dick and Balls that describes them in combination.
1.That hussie gave amazing brains, she fit the whole dills in her mouth!

2. I really recommend getting a private dance with Crystal, she goes buck wild on your dills
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(n) One who possesses a characteristic or characteristics, such as flamboyant and/or ridiculous mannerisms, buck teeth (or other rabbit-like traits, e.g. large ears), and/or remarkable dress (e.g. short pants, embarrassing clothing, etc.) that causes him or her to look foolish, especially damn foolish, or otherwise stand out in a crowd, at least from the perspective of those employing the term.
"Wow that guy looks like a dill."
"What a dill!"
"Quit bein' a dill."
"You're a big dill."
Or...
"Did anyone ever tell you that you're a big dill?"

Alternate forms: dillcorn, dillhorn, dillweed, dilbert, double d dill

"Man there are a lot of dillhorns here tonight."
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