Top Definition
tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.
My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/
by Kneesplease April 28, 2011

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