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1.
the act of having such a long dildo shoved up your ass that it pertrudes out of your nose. kind of like milk when you laugh to hard.
-Dude! You made me dildo!
-Sick man! You dildo'ed all over my apartment!
-Jim is a dildoaholic. He gets dildo'ed like 4 times a day.
by JQandErn December 05, 2007
 
2.
When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
by JewDoo My COCK October 25, 2008