Adjective used when something sucks.
"This idea is dildos"
The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag
; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.
Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.
A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.
Can often be purple or black with spikes.
Can also be used to masturbate
Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Mom * smacks with dildo*
Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo
a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)
Get out of my way you fucking dildo.
The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!