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When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy Gary Coleman.
by mudboy7 February 18, 2009

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(latin name: anis dilidodicus) The Dildo Bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the South American regions. They are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man's arms. The Dildo Bird comes in assortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.
Did you just see that Dildo Bird fly by?
by the bird spert April 20, 2011

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