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1.
Slamming a piece of hardware that isn't functioning correct in hope of fixing that problem. Then, instead of fixing the piece, you break it.
Dude my laptop isn't functioning normal, it's making funny noises.

Well give it a good slam maybe it'll stop.

*SLAM*
ah now it's broken!!!
DUDE ! you just performed a Dijkemaatje!
by Maximillion1991 October 24, 2011