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The speed at which things happen on the internet. Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer. To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens. EX1:
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!! Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds. Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head. EX2: PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast. PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed. PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them. PersonB: Yep!Get with the times. EX3: Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around? PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda. Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection! PersonB: Sucks for you. |
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